Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Eighteen: Bleeding Through in which Cora encounters a medieval pick-up artist, Eva is reigning champion of being terrible, and Regina ain't afraid of no mommy issues.
Chapter Six: The Mermaid Answer
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Seventeen: The Jolly Roger in which Hook visits the best little whorehouse in The Enchanted Forest, Regina schools Emma, and cool cops let kids drive cars.
Chapter Five: Fifty Shades Of Green
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Sixteen: It's Not Easy Being Green in which we meet the angriest baby, it's always daddy issues, and witches get stitches.
Chapter Four: Two Brains, One Rup
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Fifteen: Quiet Minds in which Neal tries to fill his father's shoes, there's a light at the old Rumpelstiltskin place, and Emma's love life claims yet another victim.
Chapter Three: Bad Heir Day
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Fourteen: The Tower in which Rapunzel faces her fears, David loves his daughter, but not in a creepy way, and Zelena gives good parent.
Chapter Two: The Tunnel of Mansplaining
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Thirteen: Witch Hunt in which Regina and Emma get real close on a stakeout, the Wicked Witch of the West is a fountain of exposition, and Yes All Robin Hoods.
Chapter One: The Big Poisoned Apple
Max and Tina and Miles discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Twelve: New York City Serenade in which the xplainer becomes the explainee, Emma gets up to some monkey business, and something wicked this way comes.
Chapter Eleven: What This Show Should Have Been
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Eleven, Going Home in which real evil can never die, all of the plot happens, and we hold a backdoor pilot for Welcome to Sunnydale.
Chapter Ten: Gor-gone Girl
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time S03E10: The New Neverland in which Peter and Henry pull a Freaky Friday, David gets totally stoned, and the Blue Fairy takes a dirt nap.
Chapter Nine: That Just Raises More Questions
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time S03E09: Save Henry in which Regina questions the return policy on babies, Regina drinks to forget, and Regina finally gets off of Neverland (along with everyone else).
Chapter Eight: Who's Your Dad?
Max and Tina discuss S03E08 of Once Upon a Time: Think Lovely Thoughts in which we're one Fate short of a trio, Rumple gets a subscription to daddy issues and we get an unexpected guest star.
Chapter Seven: To Catch A Shadow
Max and Tina discuss S03E07 of Once Upon a Time: Dark Hollow in which Emma throws some serious shade, there are too many dicks in the dark cave, and Belle and Ariel find Rumple's box.
Chapter Six: I Was Mermaid to Love You
Max and Tina discuss S03E06 of Once Upon a Time: Ariel in which Neverland gets hard in the cave of secrets, Ariel forks someone up, and Regina gets wet.
Chapter Five: Hooked on a Feeling
Max and Tina discuss S03E05 of Once Upon a Time: Good Form in which Britain may or may not exist, Regina has a heart to heart with a Lost Boy, and sometimes bad guys make the best good guys.
Chapter Four: The Secret Life of Pied
Max and Tina discuss S03E04 of Once Upon a Time: Nasty Habits in which the show gets stuck in a recursive loop, Tina hates that nobody knows what "pied" means, and you should never play drinking games with us.
Chapter Three: Fairy, Fairy, Quite Contrary
Max and Tina discuss S03E03 of Once Upon a Time: Quite a Common Fairy in which Tinkerbell doesn't understand what fairies do, Henry takes a page out of his moms' book, and we do not believe in the Blue Fairy.
Chapter Two: The S-Word in the Stone
Max and Tina discuss S03E02 of Once Upon a Time: Lost Girl in which Mary Margret wages a war so she can feel good about herself, Emma's real superpower is childhood abandonment, and the Ironic Archer hits the most deserving of targets.
Chapter One: Pan-ic at the Disco
Max and Tina discuss S03E01 of Once Upon a Time: the Heart of the Truest Believer in which the feels are coming from inside the ship, Henry rolls a one on Sense Motive, and the long night's journey into season three begins.
Chapter Twenty Two: Now You're Thinking with Portals
Max and Tina discuss S02E22 of Once Upon a Time: And Straight On 'til Morning in which it's always awkward to meet your girlfriend's kid, we bid a fond farewell to Lacey, and lesbian subtext saves the day yet again.
Chapter Twenty One: Pretty Fly for a Pan Guy
Max and Tina discuss S02E21 of Once Upon a Time: Second Star to the Right in which Bae gets his Dickens on, Greg's dad resurfaces, and where is London even?